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  1. we zijn nog even voor je gaan kijken vandaag, Per. En ja hoor, hij staat er nog!! :ok: Prijs lijkt aan bieding te zijn geworden met het ! .... En Sjonnie ... er waren ook nog genoeg lichtblauwe polo's .. :fiew:
  2. juist ja....kan op kantoor dit topic al niet meer openen... BART... al die foto's van
  3. Zeg, Per... als je dan toch bezig bent met het verbouwen van je auto en je huis, waarom neem je de Tabbert niet ook even onder handen?
  4. Lijkt me sterk dat DIE regelbaar zijn! Vernuft kunstje dan...
  5. Frank wilde GEEN longsleeve (die waren te duur, dan voelde ie zich toch gen..id). Maar deze trok z'n aandacht. Kom 's kijken, te gek, of niet!?!?! FF belle...voor 6000 neem ik 'm mee (mwah, dat zijn dus maar 200 t-shirts ) Uiteindelijk wij allemaal heel blij met onze t-shirts, schoenen, tas en helaas....geen 628CSI... Maar wel Currywurst met Pommes! En voor Mark:
  6. Toepasselijke strepen op de parkeerplaats
  7. One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate... He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
  8. Mizzz Coupe

    Airco service.

    (jouw open dak is toch je airco????) De vloeistof wordt minder door de jaren heen; wil niet zeggen dat de airco het dan niet meer doet. Pas als je echt merkt dat de prestatie niet meer voldoende is zou je er naar laten kunnen kijken. Als ie echt ergens lekt, zou je compressor vast kunnen lopen (dan is je probleem iets groter...) Stinkende lucht :sick: . Vaak wil het ook al helpen wanneer je de airco uitzet, maar de blazer nog even flink door laat blazen. Maar als het al een erg aardig verrot luchtje is, helpt dat ook niet meer. None of the above? Gewoon alles erbij laten! ^_^
  9. Als je als dame gaat vragen wat het kost om je auto te laten chippen naar 150 pk en 250Nm wordt je enigszins raar aangekeken, ja. Of moet ik dan een politiepakje aan? ... Neh, laat Ruud maar bellen...
  10. A distinguished young woman on a plane flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
  11. Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers & Grandfathers? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his Granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, Papa,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bast*rd, dip sh*t, or horse's *ss anywhere we went today!'
  12. Random thoughts: -- Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. -- Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. -- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! -- My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. -- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory --The statement below is true. --The statement above is false.
  13. waarom kopen NU ineens tig mensen zijn cd's? Als je de muziek zo mooi vindt heb je die toch al? Hij had er meer aan gehad als iedereen dat wat eerder had gedaan... :notworthy:
  14. De UITRIT route van 14 juni staat erbij! Als je 'm gemist hebt, kun je 'm alsnog rijden.
  15. Ralf, je weet wat de beste oplossing is he? :fiew:
  16. Sorry Saskia, maar je moet ook niet de beschrijving van je bedrijfsprocessen laten slingeren.
  17. nog een paar... de start de lunch de rij de hidden ring
  18. Proficiat artijn!!! Op naar de volgende reeks posts! Leuk stukje geschreven. Zo alles bij elkaar valt er toch heel wat te beleven hier!
  19. Saskia, Hanneke, Bas en Frank heel erg bedankt voor het organiseren van een mooie tocht ! Het was weer een heel gezellige dag met genoeg tussenstops om ook tijd te hebben met iedereen te kletsen. En die regen...ach... die zal de pret nooit kunnen drukken
  20. oh wat leuk....een eigen tomtom!!! Frido, wat zou je adviseren....mijn handtas is rood??? Kan dit wel? Help, ik weet het niet...
  21. Route staat nu ook in het topic Routes om te rijden
  22. Miss Beatrice, the church organist, who was in her eighties and had never been married and was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all, was visited one afternoon by the pastor. She showed him into her quaint sitting room and invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease and do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
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